What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

What do you call James Bond in the bathtub?

Bubble-0-7

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why do you never see red headed Jazz musicians?

They have no soul...

Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "