What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Why aren't redheads very good R&B singers?

Because they have no soul

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

How is a lady like a casino?

Liquor in the front and poker in the back

Why do bananas get all the ladies?

Because they have appeal