What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!"

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !

Why are the ladies thirsty so thirsty for my love?

It's Minute Made