Why did the lesbian cross the street?

She was emo.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.