Why did the lesbian cross the street?

She was emo.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

What do you get if you cross Tina Turner with an orang-utan?

A: a f*ing ugly orang-utan

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What do lesbians use to get on top of a building?

A scissor lift.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalatapus

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you !

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

How do you cut a Emo sandwich?

Trick question, it cuts itself.

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.