Their stuff is always cut.
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Untie the rope...
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
The leaf, the rope stops the emo.
An emo-g
So he could wake up inside.
Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.
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She was emo.
Because they are well practiced in cutting.
A leaf. The rope catches the emo.
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Trick question, it cuts itself.
Cliffhanger.
The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.
A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!
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Caroline of rope with you !
In yarr'ds.
Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'
In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST.
She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .
hold a bingo !!
None. They just sit in the dark and cry.
Gold Scars. I'll see myself out.
That's how you set the bar high.
I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there
A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.
Thank you, Karma gain
Semtex.