What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

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What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

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What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

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What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

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What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.