What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

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What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

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What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine?

Das Jude

How do you say car troubles in German?

Mein Karmph

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What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

two cents

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What kind of music does a factory worker listen to?

Industrial Metal

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.