Why did the lizard use viagra?

He had a reptile dysfunction! Credit goes to Gilbert Gottfried

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What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

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Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.