What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

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How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

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What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!

What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

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What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

What do you call a American football team full of retards?

Special teams