What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !

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Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

How many femenists does it really take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

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Who ruled France until he exploded?

A: Napoleon Blownapart!

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

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Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.