What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !

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What in the world is this?

The bartender says, "Central Park."

Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ?

Bridget the end of the world !

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What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

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What famous chiropodist ruled England ?

William the Corn-cutter!

What do the umpires rule it?

Fowl ball

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What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.