What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Previous Random Joke Next

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

How many bruthas does it take to clean a kitchen?

None, that's women's work!

Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

it doesn't need cleaned.

Manhattan Jokes More Manhattan Jokes

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

What's a baker's favorite part of Manhattan?

The Lower Yeast Side.

Cloth Jokes More Cloth Jokes

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What's the best way to wipe a computer server?

A cloth.

Maid Jokes More Maid Jokes

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.