What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

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What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

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What's the best way to wipe a computer server?

A cloth.

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

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What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

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Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.