Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

What's this diet called?

He said, "it's a High Fluten diet."

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!