Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you call a symphony of whales?

An orcastra

What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!