Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant?

Is it mine"?

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.