How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

Previous Random Joke Next
Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't you wear snow boots?

A: Because they'll melt.

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

Hippy Chick Jokes More Hippy Chick Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!