How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

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How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

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What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

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How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

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What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."