Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

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How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

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Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

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How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.