How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

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What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

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What do you call a Mexican on a RIDING lawn mower?

Promoted

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

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How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?

A humdred !

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

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Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "

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Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.