Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

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Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

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What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

How did the Canadian win the hockey game?

He took stEHreroids

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What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash?

removed (two children)

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What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

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Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim