Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

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Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

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What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

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Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

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Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

because that's what they measure.