Prove Jokes

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

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Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

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Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

What do you call it when you dream about getting married?

Bed wedding.

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

Jog Jokes More Jog Jokes

What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

Focus Jokes More Focus Jokes

Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?

It said Focus.

Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts?

Inward

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

Concentrate Jokes More Concentrate Jokes

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said "concentrate"!