Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

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Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.

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What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

A: Chump day.

What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

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What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

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Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.