What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

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Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

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What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.