Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

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Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

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Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

Whats the KKK's favorite type of cake?

Sheet cake.