Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does Batman get in his drink?

Just Ice

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.