How much Viagra do you have to give a computer to turn its software into hardware?

Just enough to completely fill up the floppy diks drive.

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What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

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Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

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Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

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How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.

Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

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What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!