What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

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What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

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What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.