Green Jokes

Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

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What do you call a color-blind pop artist?

See No Green

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

What is Green and Oblong?

A well disguised orange!

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What's hotter, green or red peppers?

Green "Nope. Green."

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

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What does a Native American Biologist live in?

ATP

Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.

Pool Table Jokes More Pool Table Jokes

How do you make a pool table laugh?

Jiggle its balls

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

tickle its balls.

Pink Jokes More Pink Jokes

How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Both of their biggest hits were the wall.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Green Day Jokes More Green Day Jokes

What does Green Day say before bed?

Green night

What's Cersei's favourite band?

Green Day.

Yellow House Jokes More Yellow House Jokes

Who lives in the green house?

Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!

Who lives there?

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How do you make a dog drink?

You put it in a blender.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips