Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

Liquid Soap Jokes More Liquid Soap Jokes

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

Dose Jokes More Dose Jokes

How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist?

She over doses