Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

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How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

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Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor

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Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

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What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.