Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

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What do you call an angry shopper using bad words?

A cussomer.

Why couldn't I call back a Bernie Sanders volunteer?

Because they were using a Berner Phone.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

Liquid Soap Jokes More Liquid Soap Jokes

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

Dose Jokes More Dose Jokes

Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist?

She over doses

How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.