Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

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Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

Why are eagles so hard to find?

They're always in diskies

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How many cops does it take to push a man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

Skip

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What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

What's red and looks like a bucket?

A: A red bucket.

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What are you guys yelling about?

them: YOU'RE DRIVING

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

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How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.