Ram Jokes

What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

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Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?

The Sirens of the Rams.

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96?

Would #69 be too offensive?

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

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What did the fish say when it rammed into a wall?

Dam!

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

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Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!

Memory Loss Jokes More Memory Loss Jokes

What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

What do you call a stripper with a cattle prod?

Electrifying entertainment.

What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.

Cpu Jokes More Cpu Jokes

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.

Far East Jokes More Far East Jokes

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?

The Sirens of the Rams.

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.