Ram Jokes

What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

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Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?

The Sirens of the Rams.

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96?

Would #69 be too offensive?

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

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What did the fish say when it rammed into a wall?

Dam!

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

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Because not very many of them can dance.

What do you call it when two cops dance?

Pork Grinds

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What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

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What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

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What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.