Ram Jokes

What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

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Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?

The Sirens of the Rams.

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96?

Would #69 be too offensive?

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

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What did the fish say when it rammed into a wall?

Dam!

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

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Where do strippers go on holiday ?

Poland

What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper?

My debt.

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Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

Cpu Jokes More Cpu Jokes

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

What's the hardest number to say?

70 because after 69 your mouth's full.

Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

Lake Jokes More Lake Jokes

Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

What is the difference between Coors Light and a lake?

The can