What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

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What is can't short for ?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

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Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

Where do girls have the curliest hair?

Africa.

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What do you call a bovine beauty pageant winner?

A big Miss Steak.

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

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What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"