What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

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What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees

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How can a girl make you a millionnaire?

If you're already a billionnaire.

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Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.

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What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

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A steak-out!

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What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"