Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

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What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

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How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

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What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

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How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

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Why did Eddie Vedder take the fiber supplements?

He needed to have an Even Flow.

What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.