How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

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What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

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Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

What's a redditors worst fear?

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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.

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What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.