How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why do Irishmen grow mustaches?

So they look like their mothers

Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

Nothing, he didn't make it that far.

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

How do you ruin a good joke?

By posting it over and over on the same subreddit

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

Urologist Jokes More Urologist Jokes

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.