Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Cider Jokes More Cider Jokes

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

What's in cider?

I'm in cider!