Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

Cider Jokes More Cider Jokes

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.