Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

Cider Jokes More Cider Jokes

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.