What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

becuase his peckers on his head

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked?

wel-dern

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!