What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What do you call a rooster with erectile dysfunction?

Boneless chicken.

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

Where did the burgers go after their wedding?

On a bun-eymoon!