What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

Where did I meet these crazy people?

But then I think "What would I do without them "

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

Where did the burgers go after their wedding?

On a bun-eymoon!