Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

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How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

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Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope