When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

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What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

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What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

What city will Leo Dicaprio never visit ?

Osaka.

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What kind of music does a printer make?

A paper jam.

What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

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What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

What's wrong with a broken alphabetizer?

It's out of order.

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Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape?

A retarded ape.

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Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.