Snooker Player Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

Better reflexes.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

Cue Stick Jokes More Cue Stick Jokes

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A: A-cue-stick.

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Brown Jokes More Brown Jokes

What's your ring tone?

Pinkish with a bit of brown.

What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.