Snooker Player Jokes

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?

The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What game do old black people play?

Blingo!

How do you call a play on numbers?

A pin.

Cue Stick Jokes More Cue Stick Jokes

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A: A-cue-stick.

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

Brown Jokes More Brown Jokes

What's your ring tone?

Pinkish with a bit of brown.

How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log