Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

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Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

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Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.