What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

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What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

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What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

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What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

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What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship."

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.