Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

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Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

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What does it take to make Mother Russia pregnant?

A soviet seamen

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!