Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

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Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!