How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

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What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

What language does a flight attendant speak?

Plane English.

God Jokes More God Jokes

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

Abuse Jokes More Abuse Jokes

What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.