How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

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Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

What language do British wrenches speech?

Spanish!

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

Abuse Jokes More Abuse Jokes

Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse