How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

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Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

What language do bugs in the Middle East speak?

Scarabic

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

Abuse Jokes More Abuse Jokes

Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor?

Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad.