Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back?

A mummy bear

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's the biggest type of tree?

A Country.

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.