Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Why did the blind girl fall in the well?

She couldn't see that well.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What part of "No" don't you understand?

Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts