Superhero Jokes

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

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What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

What kind of superhero would Caitlyn Jenner be?

An Ex-Man.

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

What do you get when a superhero has to use the restroom?

A comic relief.

Why is Ironman a superhero?

and Ironwoman a command?

What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman?

One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

What's the difference between iron-man and iron woman?

one is a superhero and the other is a command.

What would you call a superhero with Down's Syndrome?

Ultra Downy

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

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What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese?

It was for the grater good.

How many good deeds do you need to be called a superhero?

Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there.

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What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

A submarine, obviously.

Why are womens feet shorter than mens?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

How do Chinese people say "hello" in Spanish?

Hola.

What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Transgender Superhero Jokes More Transgender Superhero Jokes

What's the name of A support group for transgender superheroes?

The Ex Men.

What do you call transgender superheroes?

X-Men.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

Deadpool Jokes More Deadpool Jokes

What's Gatsby's favorite and least favorite superhero?

Green Lantern and Deadpool.

Who Is Jay Gatsby's Favorite Comic Book Character?

Deadpool.

Ribbon Jokes More Ribbon Jokes

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

Billionaire Jokes More Billionaire Jokes

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire

Flatman Jokes More Flatman Jokes

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?

Flatman and Ribbon !