Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats a cannibals favorite game?

Swallow the leader.

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

How much electricity is in the ground?

1 Terrahertz

Knotty Pine Jokes More Knotty Pine Jokes

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!