Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso

Knotty Pine Jokes More Knotty Pine Jokes

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.