What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

What is the difference between an american and a canadian?

69 cents.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant?

It took too long to pull out.

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Where did the amino acid go to church?

The cysteine chapel.

Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

What is good for your soul but not your soles?

A. Linedancing!

Bubble Bath Jokes More Bubble Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

What dog loves to take bubble baths ?

A shampoodle !