Undercover Cop Jokes

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

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What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

What do you call an undercover cop?

A pig in a blanket.

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

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One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

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What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

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Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

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How do you make a cookie dance?

Throw a little dough at it!

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

Why is there cotton in pill bottles?

To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

How do you make antifreeze?

Take away her blanket!