Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

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I literally chant even..."

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They both came in a little behind.

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Because he always came in a lil behind.

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Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

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Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.