Unicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.*

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

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Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Hobo Jokes More Hobo Jokes

What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

Nicely Dress Man Jokes More Nicely Dress Man Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

x-post from r/bicycling Attire

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top?

The tube top was strapless.

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!"

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

What is iron man without his suit?

Stark naked.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a petri dish and white people?

A petri dish develops a culture.

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn" .