Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

cause they're always dropping beets

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What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

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Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP