Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

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What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

Why do the Dutch enjoy Belgian jokes so much?

They're cheap.

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Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

A: Because it was a total rip-off.

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs