Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

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Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

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What do you call a Belgian with a cold?

Phlegmish

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

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What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.