Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

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What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

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Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men