What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

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What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

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What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

What was the Russian mohel's name?

Borris Kutchyakockoff

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

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How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

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Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

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What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.