What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

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What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

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Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

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What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....

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Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car