What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

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Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

How many redditors commenting on a given post does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.