Why did the zombie get a gym membership?

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What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

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Why did the zombie get a gym membership?

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Why are gym memberships illegal?

Because of the Free Exercise Clause.