Why did the zombie get a gym membership?

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What was the vegan craving when he got bit by a zombie?

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What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

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Why are gym memberships illegal?

Because of the Free Exercise Clause.

Why did the zombie get a gym membership?

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