What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

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How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who fell off a cliff?

Eileen Dover...

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

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How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

Handicap Jokes More Handicap Jokes

What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.