What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

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How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Why are there no good jokes about men?

Because they were written by women.

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What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

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Why should transgender people get separate bathrooms?

There's already handicapped stalls.

Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.