A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.
None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.
None. It's too dark.
Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!
2 . One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".
Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)
Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.
None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution
McBongald's
Your spine.
