How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

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How many teenage girls does it take to screw..... in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

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How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

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What do you call a frozen Communist?

A hammer and pop-sickle

What do you call a communist video streaming service?

Niet-flix.

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What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

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What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM ( Revolutions Per Minute )

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

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What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

What two words contain the most letters?

A: Post office.